LucKey Cat

I was tagged by Artsy Catsy for the “7 Weird Things About Me” meme.

The rules are: Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

So here goes,

1. I live with seven people and no cats.
2. I am front and back declawed. (My assistant Michelle did not have them rip out my claws, another family did that long time ago.)
3. I like kids {sort of}.
4. I like to read Get Fuzzy.
5. I have a big faux bear skin rug.
6. I drive these people nuts because I like to poo in one box and pee in another. I pointed out that they have two toilets, but Michelle says one is not the poo toilet and the other the pee toilet. Whatever…
7. I am not allowed to blog a lot because it makes Michelle self conscious about her crappy blogs.

I asked these people if I could have a mouse for Christmas. So I was a little surprised when I got the package because there were no holes poked in it for the mouse to breathe. It kind of freaked me out, because I figured they bought me a freeze dried mouse or something like you would buy at a pet store to feed snakes. I asked Michelle if the mouse was going to be ok, because I don’t eat dead mice… unless I made them dead myself.

Needless, to say my Christmas mouse was not dead or alive. They gave me a wireless computer mouse. At first I was really miffed, because I wanted a tasty mouse for Christmas brunch. On reflection, I realize that these people must think I am a good blogger to give me my own wireless mouse. In fact, I am pretty sure they, like most all people know that I am the best cat blogger in the world.

I am really, really glad to be back blogging… It gives me something to do between my 20 hour sleep schedule. There is nothing to do in Wisconsin in the Winter. No birds to watch, no bunnies to chase, I don’t even want to escape the house when it is 12 degrees outside.

2008 is going to be a great year. Here are my top five predictions for 2008

1. Some will win it big playing the lotto #’s I give out on LucKey cat (too bad Michelle is too stoopid to play the lotto). HEY! Key give me back the keyboard & let me type!
2. Britney Spears will announce she is marrying Amy Winehouse… ewww Key now that’s just wrong.
3. Stuff on my cat will be made illegal.
4. Cat’s will take over the blogosphere, then the internet, and next the world.
5. I will get that bunny!

Key you have only been back blogging a few days and I am already going to have to pull your computer privileges if you don’t behave…

Hey read your own blog and embrace you inner cat lady! like Daisy said.

Just give them what they came for Key- the lucKey #’s!

Right ho! Here you are my brilliant readers. 3, 6, 15, 17, 19, 29

What are you British now or something KEY?